Movie Experience

Took Adam to see Cars 2. About an hour in he has to go to the bathroom. On the way, I asked him “pee or poop?” He says pee. I get him in front of the urinal, pants around his ankles. He starts going and very quickly thereafter says “oh no, poop”
In his crocs, on his shorts, on his unders, and of course on the floor. I picked him up, turned him around and let him squeeze the rest in to the urinal and of course he's peeing all over the floor as he's pooping.
Get him into a stall, told him to stand there while I washed out his clothes, of course he didn’t and there are people in and out of the bathroom. He comes out again and “poop, poop”
Left the clothes on the sink, grab his pits, plop him down and he goes again. A kid goes to the sink and “eeew, gross” Adam at this point isn’t crying, but close to. I get his shorts washed out but I threw his unders away -- which was a mistake because those were his favorite I am told.
Dig out the unders, tell Adam his shorts are going to have to be just like a swimsuit and that it is ok. Half hoping he’d want to leave, I asked him what he wanted to do and he wanted to watch the rest of the movie so I wrapped up the unders in a towel and back in we went.
Sat back down only to realize I had sh1t all over the back of my hand.

I love being a dad.

The things they say...

While getting Adam ready for bed last night, I pulled off his shorts and unders.

He turns to me and says "Can I pee on your head? Open your mouth"

Kids...

2 month check-up

A bit late, but Abby's two month check-up was a lot like Adam's two month check-up - both were 12lbs, 3 oz. Adam was a half inch longer than Abby, she was 23 inches.


Happy and healthy!

Wrestling Bears

We took Adam to the zoo a few weeks back. It was pretty busy and we were zipping from animal exhibit to exhibit. We get to the bears and Adam watched for a good long while and we got some factoids from the zoologist lady standing near. The bigger female bear was Boo Boo, the smaller male bear was Yogi.

Everyone else had left, it was just the four of us and the zoologist and Yogi got a bit "frisky"

"Dad, what is he doing?"
"Uh... they're wrestling buddy, let's keep moving"

Got a laugh from the zoo lady

Gator Time!!!

Lovin Some Watermelon!!!

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